Don't let tucker near big piles of straw, because he will not just dig it it. or eat it. or combine the two.
He will burrow under it.
The dirt will be ruined.
And he will eat your tiny strawberry plants. Or try to, since mom will get there first. He will then proceed to try to run though the solid mesh fence to eat your chickens. trust me, I know. I saw it. It was pretty dang funny too.
As you can probably tell, Knoll Acre's fabulous fresh-grown fruits and veggies are back, or at least in the ground. And so, might I add, are some sticks, hammered in by moi. Never buy sticks that have points at the end from Agways unless you are Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The do not work. They splinter and fall apart and you're standing there in the middle of some straw with a chicken crazed dog tying circles around the stupid stick that you probably couldn't even use to kill a vampire much less hammer into the ground to tell where the tomatoes are if you somehow don't know that tomatoes are the round red things that are good squeezed to a bloody mash and served on hot dogs and hamburgers and the stupid dog is tying you up and your wonder why you even bothered to wake up this morning and you should just give up already and go eat some cake.
There's probably a limit on words I'm about to pass so bye-la for now!
-Spek
